GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! One time when that skater went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And then th